"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
post traumatic expedition Levi x Hange (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Whoa. This ship literally never even crossed my mind. Levi just BELONGS so hardcore with Eren. That’s all. ⌒.⌒
how about nobody shoves their opinions on who belongs with who down each’s others throats? sound like a plan?
I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true
a day in the life of misty
okay but this literally the entire first series in one gif
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
She always turned to her dad.
ARGH LET ME TELL YOU A THING.
I saw this little article about “10 Reasons Why Frozen is the most modern disney movie” or something blahblahblah, and reason number one was that Elsa’s parents were abusive.
noooooooooo. no no no no no.
FROLLO was abusive. MOTHER GOTHEL WAS ABUSIVE.
Elsa’s parents did their darn best to make sure none of their daughters got hurt. Her dad didn’t know how to handle ice powers! He didn’t have ice powers! Nobody else had ice powers! No! All he knew was that Elsa had to learn to control her powers, and he did his darn best to help her. Maybe he didn’t go about it correctly. Maybe he accidentally contributed to her anxiety issues. MAYBE HE MESSED HER UP.
But it wasn’t on purpose.
Look at this man. Look how much he cares for his daughter. He’s not afraid to touch her. He’s not afraid to hold her. He gave her the gloves FOR HER OWN PROTECTION, and Elsa turned them into a prison because she was afraid of herself.
This movie is fascinating, not because it showed abusive parents, but because it showed LOVING, WELL MEANING, ADORABLE parents trying to help their daughter in the best way they could. Even if they did it wrong. Even if they didn’t have all the answers. They TRIED.
And that’s the saddest part. Because sometimes, even when parents try their best, they can still mess their kids up. It’s reality. But I don’t think Elsa ever blamed him for trying.
NEVER FUCK WITH SOMEBODY WHO IS GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP
shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
But this update though.
im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid
Proof that people behind anon-hate are nothing but fucking cowards. So the next time an anon sends you hate, just remember this post and know you’re so much better than they are.
The epitome of fucking stupid.
Posts this for all my friends that keep getting hate from absolute morons.
And this is why I would rather get busted sending anon support and will never send anon hate.